Category: Stand Alone
Who would do this?
alright, this weeks winner, once again is Kris with…
Alien face huggers are nesting on the subway! EVERYBODY PANIC!!!
and now this week, you tell me… yes, i know, this will be hard but i believe in you guys.

What does it Mean?
alright, this weeks winner is Kris with…
Towelie’s new AA sponsor Domokun here to remind you vodka is clear.
indeed it is, to bad it’s still nasty. at least to me it is. now, this week, every time i’m on the subway i see this and think it’s funny because the guy is calling on his cel in the subway and you can’t get a signal around LA while underground. but thats not the point, that drawing means something, WHAT?

It’s not a problem
alright then, this weeks winner is Andrew with…
It is with the valuables….in my anus.
eww… alright, this weeks photo, tell me a (short) story…

Yeah! Tell me!
alright, this weeks winner is Michael with…
Officer: Aaaaaannnd… how many times were you raped?
Pro-Lifer: What’s that?
i can see that happening. now, this week, you heard the… bus stop tagging!

You know why I’m here?
alright, this weeks winner is Usagi with…
It was at that very moment that Joe found the dreaded brown note.
oh that was golden, and the face matches. now this week… whats going on here?

You did What?
alright, no winner last week, boo…
this week, tell me a story, whats going on with the guys int he photo thats funny?

My Game Face
alright, this weeks winner is Will with…
Dude, that movie looks RAD!
thinking outside the box, always good… i should encourage that, i know, my fault. this week, i don’t know you tell me.

What Will you be Doing?
alrightly then now, this weeks winner is Kris with…
Ladies and gentleman, my client says is pleading Tiger Woods Bitches; and further his new girlfriend wants it to be known pouting will not get his estranged wife to magically lose enough weight for that shirt to fit.
yeah i guess i used a crappy picture but this works nicely anyways. now for this week. what will you be doing on this date? which is on a… saturday.

Whats happened this time?
alright, this weeks winner is Rose Glickman with…
ROSE IS APPROACHING WITH A BOTTLE OF BBQ SUACE! RUN!!!
now thats terror. now this week, some kind of press conference but what is it about?



